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sinister-styles:

I did a bad, bad thing.

sinister-styles:

but i want to talk about how when harry walks, he leads with his crotch and his hips make me dizzy swaying with each step

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NO, okay, he 3000% leads with his hips when he walks. I bet being in bed with him is like that scene in “Magic Mike” where Channing Tatum dances to “Pony.” Just all hips, driving into you. 

UGH, yessssss.

My mom's Thoughts on You and I.

  • *video starts and Niall walks out*

  • Mom:

    What happened to his head? I thought he was one of the normal ones.

  • Me:

    He is normal don't be mean.

  • *Niall starts singing*

  • Mom:

    What horrible lip syncing.

  • Mom:

    Seriously his hair, I would at least cut it in the front.

  • *Niall turns into Liam*

  • Mom:

    See I like his hair, should shave his face though.

  • Me:

    No he shouldn't he looks good.

  • Mom:

    Is he a criminal?

  • Me:

    No.

  • Mom:

    That shirt makes him look fat.

  • Me:

    Shut up he's not fat.

  • Mom:

    I didn't say he was fat I just said that shirt makes him look fat.

  • Me:

    Just watch.

  • *Liam turns into Harry*

  • Mom:

    See he needs a belt other wise his pants would fall down.

  • Me:

    I doubt that.

  • Mom:

    What's wrong with his hair?

  • Me:

    His hair is fine.

  • Mom:

    He looks like he is in pain

  • Me:

    It was like -50 in that pier.

  • *Camera pans away from Harry*

  • Mom:

    Where are they going?

  • Mom:

    You forgot the boy!

  • Mom:

    Look now he has to run like a lost puppy, back to the camera.

  • *Harry turns into Zayn*

  • Mom:

    Is this the one I like?

  • Me:

    Yes.

  • Mom:

    Good he seems the most normal so far in this video.

  • Mom:

    Why are they all wearing the same sweater?

  • Mom:

    It doesn't look good on any of them, except H-A-I-R-Y. Did you see what I did there?

  • Me:

    Ha-ha very funny.

  • *Zayn turns into Louis*

  • Mom:

    He's gonna be bald by the time he's 30.

  • Me:

    Mom! No he is not!

  • Mom:

    yes he is just look at his hairline, he's gonna be bald with a beard.

  • Mom:

    That pier looks disgusting.

  • *Louis turns into Harry*

  • Mom:

    Look its Hairy!

  • Me:

    Stop talking mom.

  • *Camera starts to zoom out then in*

  • Mom:

    The camera is leaving him again!

  • Mom:

    The camera man has realized his mistake and is coming back to him.

  • Mom:

    I don't need to be this close to his face...

  • Mom:

    Oh is eyes are pretty at least.

  • *Camera zooms out and the boys and still frames are there.*

  • Mom:

    look its all of them!

  • *The boys walk into themselves*

  • Mom:

    That's cute.

  • *Boys walking and go into themselves at times*

  • Mom:

    Neil did a failed cartwheel.

  • Me:

    Niall.

  • Mom:

    Whatever.

  • Mom:

    Zayn just pushed Liam to the ground... rude.

  • Me:

    He'll live.

  • *Niall blows up balloon and it goes over the edge*

  • Mom:

    That's called littering.

  • Mom:

    Now a bird will probably eat that and die.

  • Me:

    No it won't

  • * Niall climbs on seat thing and looks like he will jump for a second*

  • Mom:

    No Niall! Don't jump you can get out of the band there are other ways.

  • *Liam pulls out box and Louis jumps on top*

  • Mom:

    Yes baldy enjoy your hair flowing in the wind while you still have it.

  • *Zayn kicks a ball out from nowhere*

  • Mom:

    Yes Zayn, kick the ball to your hoodlum friends.

  • Me:

    They aren't hoodlums, just watch.

  • *Louis kicks the ball into the air*

  • Mom:

    Go over the side, Go over the side, Go over the side

  • *Ball doesn't go over the side*

  • Mom:

    Damn it.

  • Mom:

    The camera is going away again!

  • *Video ends*

  • Mom:

    Well play it again so I can listen to the music this time.

  • Me:

    *Plays again*

  • Mom:

    Well that want bad, and no one was dressed like a girl, and they weren't on a bridge about to jump.

  • Me:

    They wouldn't have jumped, and dad liked Zayn dressed as a girl.

  • Mom:

    Don't talk about your father and Zayn i'm not competing with a man wearing a women's skirt.

  • *Mom walks away to go yell at my dad again for that.*

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